Saturday, February 11, 2017

If Twitter had been available to Hitler,

he might have tweeted:

                                                     Credit: https://twitter.com/hitlercriollo

On Field Marshall Von Hindenberg:

"[Von Hindenburg] is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!"

On his failed beer-hall putsch in Munich:

"Wow, every poll said I won the [uprising] last night.  Great honor!"

On the 1932 German election:

"This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!"

"More votes equals a loss... revolution!"

On getting the Reichstag to pass the enabling Act in 1933:

"Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at it highest level.  Germany is a total mess--- big crime.  GET SMART!"

About those who considered him a clown:

"Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it..."

About those who considered him a dunce:

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault"

On global warming:

"The concept of global warming was created by and for [the Jews] in order to make [German] manufacturing uncompetitive."

"It's freezing and snowing in [Berlin].  We need global warming."

On his mistress:

"It was truly an honor to introduce [my girlfriend, Eva.]  Her speech and demeanor were absolutely incredible.  Very proud!"

After being stopped by the Russians at Stalingrad:

"The attack on [Russia] is turning out to be a total disaster. We gave them months of notice. [Germany] is looking so dumb."

Sources of the tweets:

https://www.indy100.com/article/presenting-donald-trumps-best-worst-tweets--Z1r35m__Zg

https://www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-president-us-worst-tweets-ever-shocking-7408916

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/trump-20-worst-tweets






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